When I take a long time I am slow;
When my boss takes a long time
He is thorough.
When I don't do it I am lazy;
When my boss doesn't do it
He is too busy.
When I do something without being told I am trying to be smart;
When my boss does the same That’s initiative.
When I please my boss I'm ass-kissing;
When my boss pleases his boss
He's co-operating.
When I do good My boss never remembers;
When I do wrong He never forgets.
(dedicated to my recent and former boss)
